Guide To Deep Clean Quickly-

!. Declutter Everything- 

Grab every single thing that belongs in your bedroom (even if it doesn't GRAB IT) and literally run like a little killer garden gnome is chasing you just itching to bite your ankle like a rabid chihuahua starving!!!

2. Start High, Go Low-

I'm going to be really honest here with you guys... I'm a 5'2 woman and my husband literally call me his fiery gnome. (HINT: above reference lol) anything high is a huge task for me so let's just hope and pray on our knees that you're like the woman that's so tall she's got the shadow of a freaking suspension bridge.. 

ANYWAYS back to being foreal again, 

               Grab the broom and just run like a mad woman around the main living space and knock any cobwebs or dust on ceiling fans off (if your broom doesn't work, I've found that a hand towel snapping back on the blades of that ceiling fan will work just as well as the Swiffer) 

              Then just take off with the vacuum after all it sounds like a car, maybe a little pinto chevy but a car nevertheless and CRUISE girl Just Cruise!

3. Clean the Windows- 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Who is really gonna look at your windows? and if they do then tell them to just leave at that point....

                           IF ONLY THEY KNEW THE FREAKING MIRACLE YOU JUST PULLED OFF THEY WOULD NOT HAVE NOTICED THE WINDOWS, they would want to know what narcotic you are smoking and maybe ask for your dealer's name and number,

4. Spruce up Those Window Treatments- 

Okay guys... i'm not gonna keep acting like i made this Guide. I literally Googled the quickest way to get my house cleaned Better Homes & Gardens gave me this "quick deep cleaning list" 

                           If you're worried about freaking curtains. ALL IMA SAY IS YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO DO THIS 😂

5. Remove Dust from Surfaces- 

Okay Yall! We're back in the game now. That dirty shirt that's usually the first thing you take off after working for 8 hours in the steaming sauna of a job you work in, grab that! It's probably in the couch cushion or its just magically grown legs and walked off at the very moment you need it 

           🤪 but seriously, It's in the couch cushion. HURRY, grab it and do that quick sweep with the sweaty damp shirt on every visible surface that anyone could possibly see unless well it's that woman with the suspension bridge shadow then well you're totally fucked. 

                             They'll just have to find out that you have absolutely nothing under control and you're most def not an adult and there's no way someone hasn't called Protective Services because of the pig sty you have created for yourself.

6. Deep Clean the Floors-

Im just dead over here....😂 so the article I admitted to using "ideas" from that gave a guide on "How to Deep-Clean Every Room in Your House" Bennett, Jessica. December 20, 2022. https://www.bhg.com. We're going to be lucky to see our floor when that unexpected person shows up. HERE'S MY ADVICE....

                           Tell them that you're gone out of town because your grandmother is on her dying and you just can't do it and you were just notified yourself 30 minutes ago when you ran out the door after a robber came through and ask them to lock the door while you hide in that closet girl!!!

Good Luck 🤞🧡

- Rikki 🍤🍭🍑🌻